Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Cleanup On Aisle 5
In observance of Veteran's Day, several important agencies that oversee the SJG will be closed on Wednesday, including the Supreme Court of Dysfunction, the Office of Enabling, the Library of Guilt, the Complaint Department and the Bank of Obsession. The Post Office that delivers the SJG's daily dose of worry and regret will also be closed. On a happy note, the Collection of Canine Ka-ka will remain open, which is a good thing, because this morning, the Eccentric Elderly Pup made a surprise deposit on the living room rug and someone needs to clean that up.
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Oh, poor fellow. Now I feel bad about joking about him in my previous comment.
ReplyDeleteHe won't take it personally. I, on the other hand, will.
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