Get Out

SJG: "Ha ha, I'm not a member of AARP."
Hubby: "Yes, you are."
SJG: "Nah-uh."
Hubby: "Here's your card."
SJG: "@#$%!"
Youngest: "What's AARP stand for, anyway?"
SJG: "American Association of Ridiculous People."
Youngest: "Ma, you've been a member of that club since birth."
SJG: "Get out."