A Short Yet Meaningful Quiz

1. People you've given birth to continue to make fun of your ancient altercocker.com email address. Do you...
a. Disinherit them next week?
b. Disinherit them next month?
c. Disinherit them next year?

2.  People you've given birth to continue to travel to exotic locales while you stay home and go nowhere. Do you...
a. Guilt them for traveling without you?
b. Guilt them for having fun without you?
c. Guilt them for forgetting to pack a sweater?

3. People you've given birth to continue to raid your refrigerator.
Do you...
a. Buy extra everything so they shouldn't go hungry?
b. Buy extra everything so they should keep coming back?
c. Buy extra everything so they should take home the leftovers?