Wishing You & Yours Totality

Today is all about Totality. The whole thing has a cultish ring to it. And yet, anyone who has schlepped to see the Total Eclipse of the Sun, or has planned their entire day around this epic, two minutes and change event, the SJG wishes you complete and utter fulfillment. May things go dark in the best way and may you not burn your eyeballs because that would totally suck. So be careful out there, Totality Seekers.

On my end, I'm only searching for one kind of Totality. The Total Eclipse of the Fleas. Apparently, this is a process. But then, what isn't? Meanwhile, prepare yourself for a totally unexpected segue: The passing of comedy legend Jerry Lewis. How will I tie this in? Just you wait, Henry Higgins. Just you wait. I admit, it's going to be a stretch. But here goes. When my parents went in search of Marital Totality, they found it in Chicago, where they got officially hitched. My daddy was writing for Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis' radio show. Jerry was a generous guy and did a mitzvah. He paid for the wedding. Totally true story! What? You want photographic proof? You got it:

Under the chuppah with Ben & Glo & Jerry Lewis 

In conclusion, may you achieve Totality today and every day, and that goes double for the SJG.