Honey, I'm Home

So Sol comes home. He's a traveling salesman. He's been gone eight months. He looks at his wife. She's four months pregnant. He says, "Who is it? Is it Marvin?" She shakes her head. "No." "Is it Sidney?" "No." "Is it Moishe?" "No." "What's a matta? My friends aren't good enough for you?"
-- courtesy of Maura K. Resnick, who heard this gem at temple