Nothing Succeeds Like Excess

"Oh, look, Granny, it's the SJG, here to see our cinematic effort."
"Initials are so middle class."
"If you prefer, you can address her as the Short Jewish Gal."
"Edith, have I met her before?"
"No, I don't think so."
"What a relief."
"But I suspect you might like her."
"I doubt that, my dear. I have plenty of friends I don't like."
"Be nice, Granny. She's an American blogger of international repute. Isn't that exciting?"
"At my age, one must ration one's excitement."

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