You've Got To Be Kidding

On the morning of Rosh Hashanah, Rivka goes into the bedroom to wake her son and tell him it's time to get ready to go to the synagogue, to which he replies, "I'm not going." "Why not?" Rivka asks. "I'll give you two good reasons Mother," he says. "One, they don't like me, and two, I don't like them." Exasperated, Rivka says, "I'll give you two good reasons why you must go to the synagogue. One, you're 54 years old, and two, you're the Rabbi."