Things To Do With Bananas

Bad Banana!

1. Watch them ripen.
2. Eat them before they go bad.
3. Accept that some of them will go bad, anyway.
4. Send them off to Bad Banana Jail for rehabilitation.
5. Wonder what you did to contribute to them breaking bad.
6. Invest in short-term therapy.
7. One or two years ought to do it.
8. Visit bad bananas in jail.
9. Tell them that one day they'll be good again.
10. Buy new bananas.