Wednesday, July 10, 2013

The Art of Taking Things Personally

Harvard University is pleased to announce a new course has just been added to its fall schedule:  "The Art of Taking Things Personally," to be taught by the Short Jewish Gal of Sherman Oaks, international blogging sensation/academic maven/kugel designer. The curriculum will cover such weighty topics as, "How To Jump To Conclusions,"  "It's Always About Me,"  "An Overview of Oversensitivity,"  "The Pitfalls of Positive Thinking," "Why Everyone's Approval Matters" and "The Truth in False Assumptions."
"Stick and stones may break my bones,
But words will stay with me forever,
as they sit inside me, getting turned over
and over, being blown completely out of proportion."

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