Not So Famous Quotes

"A kugel, a kugel, my kingdom for a kugel."
-- Richard, the third nudnik in the family

"Would it kill you to be nice to the SJG?  That's all I'm asking."
-- Anonymous left-handed blogger

"He who cuts me off in traffic is a big fat doodie head."
-- Long-time resident of Sherman Oaks

"She who talks in temple talks in movie theaters, too."
--  Wise, height-challenged Jewiss

"Out of uncertainty, comes absolute bupkis."  
-- the SJG

 SJG & Sara Starr, 1987

 "Everything's old, including me." 
-- Grandma Shorty