Wednesday, June 29, 2016

An Arranged Marriage

Dear SJG,
I'm engaged to a nice man. At least, that's what I hear. I have yet to meet him, but the matchmaker swears he's a catch. So, assuming I go through with it and marry this alta cocker butcher with the big bucks, what's the secret to a happy arranged marriage?
P.S. I'm already in love with a tailor.

Dear Tzeitel,
Marry the tailor. And whatever you do, never hire a hot nanny.
You're welcome,

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