Monday, June 6, 2016

Go Ahead, Open A Vein

"She says her blood type is coffee."

"What do you want? Blood?"
"As a matter of fact, I do."
"Fine, go ahead. Open a vein."
"Left arm or right?"
"Will it hurt more on my left or right?" 
"Probably the same."
"Then take a little from both."

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