A Dog Walks Into...

... a mattress store.  He tells the manager, "I'm looking for a nice memory foam bed." The manager says, "You've come to the right place." The dog says, "How much does a nice memory foam bed cost?" "It depends.  There's a huge range in price."  The dog says, "The wife's got me on a short leash.  Can you give me a ruff estimate?" "Expensive. Really expensive.  Crazy expensive." "How much for the nice bubble wrap?"  "Nothing."  "I'll take it."