Lost In Space

Don't let go, Sandy B.

Dear SJG,
Those images of Sandra Bullock dangling from a space ship are making me very nervous.  When did she become an astronaut?
Sincerely,
A Little Confused

Dear Confused,
According to my unreliable sources, Sandy B. joined the space program a few years back.  She's very rich and can do whatever she wants.  How nice for her.
You're welcome,
the SJG

Dear SJG,
I woke up this morning feeling worried, agitated and ootsie.   I tried to channel my happy place, but it's been torn down and replaced by Starbucks.  Can you suggest a new locale?
Sincerely,
Angsty

Dear Angsty,
Gelson's.
You're welcome,
the SJG

Harsh