Stainmaker, Stainmaker

Embarrassing photo of SJG by ex-friend Eric Schotz

Stainmaker, stainmaker
Stainmaker, stainmaker
Stainmaker, stainmaker
The blouse is soiled by the oil you splattered

Stainmaker, stainmaker
Stainmaker, stainmaker
Stainmaker, stainmaker

Your friends saw the spots, your trust is shattered

Stainmaker, stainmaker
Stainmaker, stainmaker
Stainmaker, stainmaker
Make stains, more stains, make them really matter

Stainmaker, stainmaker
Stainmaker, stainmaker
Stainmaker, stainmaker
The blouse is soiled by the oil you splattered
It's been soiled, soiled, by the oil you splattered
Stainmaker, your friends watched the oil splatter
(apologies to Traffic)