Attention Jews and Non-Jews

Searching for a parking spot during the holidays is like trying to find a Jew in a Christmas movie.  You may have to go out of your way to locate one, but when you do, you'll dance the hora.

Are you really sorry? 

After an exhaustive Internet search that lasted two long minutes, all I could find, in terms of  Christmas-Themed Major Motion Pictures, was this:

Yes, I know.  I'm kvelling, too. "A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas" offers not one, but two nice Jewish stoner neighbors, named Andy Rosenberg and Seth Goldstein, one of whom owns of a bong shaped like a shofar.  Somewhere, in another movie, his mother is sitting shiva.

Thoughtful.  Thanks.