Tuesday, December 30, 2014

My Big Important Goals For 2015

I can do it!

1. Take up astrophysics.
2. Learn to speak Old Canine.
3. Honk more.
4. Sell "So You Think You Can Kugel" to the Food Network.
5. Form All Bitch Band.
6. Find lost youth.
7. Earn extra cash doling out unsolicited advice.
8. Attach giant No Soliciting Sign to roof.
9. Remind people to curtsy in my presence.
10. Walk like an Egyptian.

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