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Friday, May 1, 2015

Get Your Facts First

... then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant

You're only as good as your last haircut.
Fran Lebowitz

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 7:49 AM

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Carol Starr Schneider
Sherman Oaks, California
I write TV movies, plays, and humor blogs. I've got two menschy sons, a wonderful French daughter-in-law, two angel grandkids, a longtime hubby, and a Royal Rescue Pup of Questionable Lineage.
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