Give It Back

Mine!

The Mrs. Universal Kibitzer contestant from Encino is this year's winner but for one brief moment Sunday evening, it appeared as if it might be a repeat win for Sherman Oaks. The Short Jewish Gal was already wearing the crown as this year's Mrs. Universal Kibitzer winner when host Steve Havarah returned to apologize. "Oh, man, did I ever eff up big time. I'm eternally sorry." Havarah said he would take responsibility for not reading the card correctly that named contestant Rebecca Rugelach of Encino this year's winner and Sherman Oaks's Short Jewish Gal the first runner-up.

Who stole my chair?

A mystified SJG appeared severely farklempt as she walked to the front of the stage alongside the crown-wearing Rugelach before last year's Mrs. Universal Kibitzer from Sherman Oaks rudely removed the crown and placed it on Rugelach's head, instead. "This is a shanda of epic proportions," said the humiliated SJG. "I deserve this crown more than Rebecca Rugelach and will prove it in a court of law." The SJG has already retained renowned attorney Gloria Allred as her legal maven. "This isn't over, bitches," the SJG said. "Just you wait and see."