Saturday, February 13, 2016

Heartfelt Valentine's Day Advice

Dear SJG,
Every year, I try my best to look gorgeous on Valentine's Day. I pull out my finest fishnets, my skintight couture, my sky-high stilettos. I slap on my purple eye shadow, smear on my shiny red lipstick, rouge my cheeks and tease my hair into a fetching beehive, and wait for romance.  Still, no takers. What am I doing wrong?
Sincerely,
Distraught in De Soto
Dear Distraught,
There aren't enough hours in the day.
You're welcome,
The SJG
Helpful. Thanks. 

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