Rent-A-Baby

"I want a baby." "Uh-huh." "I want a baby like the one in the commercial." "Uh-huh." "How do I get a baby like that?" "You can't." "Why not?" "That baby isn't real." "Of course it's real." "It's a TV baby." "So?" "So, nothing." "I want to rent a baby then." "For how long?" "An afternoon." "Go for it. I'll be at work."