Friday, April 5, 2019

Untoasted

"Honey, the toaster's busted."
"It was fine yesterday."
"Well, I've tried toasting three times and it won't toast."
"Let me look at it."
"You can look all you want. It's busted."
"I think I've discovered the problem."
"Already?"
"It's an easy fix."
"What's involved?"
"You need to plug it in."

2 comments:

  1. Wait, from the conversation who had the problem and who fixed it... why would you assume that Carol was the victim and Howard the Knight in Shining Armor? Coulda been the other way around.

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  2. Steve, you can assume that I'm the victim of the unplugged toaster and I won't be offended. If I ever solve a household problem, I'll be the first to crow about it. xo

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