Bring A Bucket

"Hello?"
"I forgot to tell you.  Bring a bucket.  I'll give you some succulents."
"Succulents?"
"I'll give you some clippings to plant in your garden."
"Wonderful.  I don't remember asking for succulents."
"Who is this?"
"Who do you think it is?"
"Oh my God.  I meant to call Bobbie."
"You called me, your daughter-in-law."
"Bobbie's coming to dinner tonight, with Arthur."
"Does that mean I don't get any succulents?"
"You can have as many as you want."

"I'll take three and a half, extra juicy."
"Bring a bucket."
"When should I come by?"
"Any time."
"How's Tuesday at midnight?"
"I'll be up."