Call Putin

"When is it over?"
"A few more days."
"I want it to be over already."
"I thought you like the skating."
"It makes me nervous."
"Why?"
"I don't like when they fall."
"Everybody falls."
"They fall, they get hurt.  It upsets me."
"Then don't watch."
"But there's nothing else on."
"It'll be over soon."
"How soon?"
"Call Putin and ask."
"He stopped taking my calls."