Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Important Jewish Questions

1.  What happened this time?
2.  What's wrong now?
3.  Who said it was okay to act like a moron?
4.  Can you remind me why I gave birth to you?
5.  Do you ever listen to me?
6.  Are you leaving the house in that?
7.  Are you totally meshugenah?
8.  Did you forget our address?
9.  Have I taught you nothing?
10. Are you sure we're related?

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