Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Hanukkah Hilarity

Morty's mother gives him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time he visits her, he makes sure to wear one.  As he walks into the house, his mother frowns and asks, "What -- you didn't like the other one?"
Last year, just before Hanukkah, Sara, a grandmother, was giving directions to her grown up grandson who was coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the condominium complex.  I am in apartment 2B." Sara continued, "There is a big panel at the door.  With your elbow push button 2B. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right.  Get in, and with your elbow hit 2.  When you get out I am on the left.  With your elbow, hit my doorbell." 

"Grandma, that sounds easy," replied Jonathan, the grandson, "but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"

To which she answered, "You're coming to visit empty handed?"
Admiring the Christmas trees displayed in his neighbor's windows, Nathan asks his father, "Daddy, can we have a Hanukkah Tree?"

"What? No, of course not.' says his father.

"'Why not?" asks Nathan again. 

Bewildered, his father replies, "Well, Nathan, because the last time we had dealings with a lighted bush we spent 40 years in the wilderness."

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