Friday, November 18, 2016

Sweet Sixteen

With the promise of
fewer mortgages payments
on the horizon
we invite you to share
a special moment in our lives
when our Tuscan-style mini-mansion
with the solar panels
and the eco-friendly
bamboo flooring
celebrates its Sweet Sixteen.

To help us pay for all the expenses
we've incurred in the past 16 years,
we welcome large sums of cash,
checks, credit cards, and of course,
Israeli Bonds.

An elegant potluck will highlight the festivities.
So please, don't be a stranger.
Bring whatever you've got in the fridge,
stop by any time you like, we're home,
and help us celebrate this joyous occasion.

Attire: California Casual
Flip Flops Optional
with a hint
of how much
you're giving us.

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