Thursday, November 10, 2016

Make Me

Dear SJG,
Is there a way to make myself great again? Lately, I'm only feeling half-great. Not even half. More like a quarter-great. How do I restore my natural greatness? I know it's in there somewhere.
Thank you,
Feeling Un-Greatful

Dear Un-Greatful,
Just do what I do. Make yourself the star of your own reality show. Surround yourself with people who keep telling you how great you are, like every two minutes. Also, wear a hat. A hat will help sell the concept, believe me.
You're Welcome,

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