Monday, January 28, 2019

Class Dismissed!

Dear SJG,
My husband tells me last night I yelled out, "Class dismissed!" in a guttural, demonically-possessed Linda Blair kind of way. I have no memory of giving such a geshrei. What's it all about, SJG?
Thanks,
Nocturnal Yeller

Dear N.Y.,
Not to scare you, but clearly, the devil made you do it. A good licensed exorcist might help. I'm sure you'll find several in your area on LinkedIn. Meanwhile, start to weed out the mishegas that's haunting your dreams. Get rid of the albatrosses, the nudniks, the hangers-on clogging your personal lifestyle. Stop ghosting your problems. Confront them, keppy-first. Follow the Three D's: Deal. Dismiss. Done.
You're Welcome,
The SJG

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