Thursday, January 10, 2019

What Do You Mean There's No Host?

The last time the Oscars went host-free
It was a shanda, if you ask me
The year was nineteen and eighty nine
The program rated less than divine
Who can forget Rob Lowe and Snow White?
Singing and dancing, oy, what a sight
Stars came and went on stage like lightning
It was very, very frightening
"Rain Man" took all, the top contender
Let me be blunt, I'm no pretender
Can A-listers save the Ninety-First?
Will it go down as one of the worst?
The pressure's on director Glenn Weiss
Who proposed to Jan, I hear he's nice

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