Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Fore!

It's not every day a gal gets to wear a tiara. There I was at the Country Club's annual "Come As Your Favorite Biblical Jew" Pre-Halloween Brunch, all dressed up like Queen Esther, when, much to my surprise, I won the top prize. "Mazel Tov to the Short Jewish Gal of Sherman Oaks!  Come on up and get your free ticket to 'The Elephant Man on Ice.' " I was so overcome with emotion, I had to step out onto the veranda to collect myself. I didn't even see the golf ball headed my way until it was too late.
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 9:23 AM

11 comments:

  1. Barry G.October 30, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    What, was the role of Rebecca already taken? What about Sarah?

    Seems Esther always winds up in trouble.

    You got an icepack for that forehead?

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  2. Einstein DeGeneresOctober 30, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    Was this the same country club that used to ban Jews?

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  3. Carol Starr SchneiderOctober 30, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    Barry, my grandma was once crowned Queen Esther, so there's that. An icepack! Why didn't I think of that! And Marge, this fictitious club is Jews Only.

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  4. JOHNOctober 30, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    As an eye witness I can confirm your hole-in-the-head was barely noticeable!

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  5. Carol Starr SchneiderOctober 30, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    It was little dark in the house.

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  6. TARYTERREOctober 31, 2011 at 12:02 AM

    Does that hurt? It looks just awful? You should press charges. The golfer must be escorted off the course, away from the Country Club in handcuffs for ruining your big moment. Was that considered a hole in one?

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  7. Carol Starr SchneiderOctober 31, 2011 at 7:38 AM

    Taryterre, hilarious. And yes, lawsuit pending. Plastic surgeon on speed dial. What I must go through just to claim a little slice of glory. (Slice! Golf pun!?)

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  8. Steve LantzOctober 20, 2015 at 12:07 PM

    If you need a brain surgeon I can hook you up...

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  9. Steve LantzOctober 20, 2015 at 12:08 PM

    If you need a brain surgeon I can hook you up...

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  10. joelOctober 20, 2015 at 2:31 PM

    As a golfer, I'd like to know what club he used. Also could help the surgeon know how to treat - if a driver you have serious trouble, if a pitching wedge, just rub a little dirt in it and you'll be find.

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  11. Carol Starr SchneiderOctober 20, 2015 at 6:54 PM

    You are all hilarious!!!!

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