What Are You Going To Be For Halloween?

A conversation with the adorable boy next door:
"Carol! Carol! What are you going to be for Halloween?"
"An old kvetchy Jewish woman."
"Cool!"
"What are you going to be for Halloween?"
"A skeleton!"
"A skeleton. How cool is that?"
"Super cool."
"Don't forget to come by on Halloween for candy."
"I don't want to get scared by the old lady."
"Am I scaring you now?"
"No."
"Then you'll be fine."