SJG Kvetch Clinic Opens In Sherman Oaks

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(Sherman Oaks) The Short Jewish Gal, famed blogger/kugel-maker/dog-walker/worry consultant, is proud to announce the opening of the SJG Kvetch Clinic, the only establishment of its kind in the entire universe.  According to the SJG, the inspiration for the clinic comes from many of her friends struggling to keep their laundry list of complaints in check. "People are afraid to burden others with all the things that bother them.  They think they have to keep it in and let it fester into a soul-sucking mass of indigestion. Well, they don't have to, anymore.  Here at the SJG Kvetch Clinic, we feel strongly that it's better to vent, vent and vent some more.  Let it out.  Let it all out.  What's the worst that can happen?  You might annoy a few family members, but chances are, they deserve it.  Plus you'll feel lighter.  You'll drop 10 pounds of angst and aggravation overnight, if you follow our simple kvetching exercises." The SJG Kvetch Clinic teaches clients valuable techniques in sighing, moaning, frowning, hand-wringing, finger-pointing and head-scratching. "It's important to kvetch from the diaphragm," adds the founder, "otherwise, you won't get the full benefit." The SJG Clinic offers a special bonus menu of gourmet guilt treats and imported vintage whines. "We cater to the individual kvetcher.  We believe kvetching is healthy and nothing to be ashamed of.  So please, come see why the SJG Kvetch Clinic is the fastest growing facility in Sherman Oaks.  We guarantee the lowest prices in town. Sign up today.  You'll thank us later."