The Things People Say

"My father never lived to see his dream come true of an all-Yiddish-speaking Canada." -- David Steinberg

"Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies."  -- Milton Berle

"Hi, Mrs. Collier. I'm a Jew now. How are you?" -- Charlotte on "Sex and the City"

"What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth." 
-- Jewish Proverb

"God, I know we are your chosen people, but couldn't you choose somebody else for a change?"-- Shalom Aleichem