Not quite ready for FaceTime.
"Morning."
"Morning. Did you oversleep?"
"When do I ever oversleep? If anything, I undersleep."
"Okay, then."
"I was putting on my face."
"Which face is that?"
"The face that needs help."
"The face doesn't need help."
"Thank you, honey. This is why I married you. But the face needs makeup when I FaceTime. God forbid I should scare the people on the other end."
"The face is fine the way it is."
"Spoken like a true hubby."
"You might comb your hair, though."
"It is combed."
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