A quick glance at my jammed social calendar -- so many parties! not enough party dresses! -- tells me the High Holidays are right around the corner. How did that happen? Didn't we just go through this a year ago?
Sincerely,
What To Wear To Temple
Dear What To Wear,
Another year. Another excuse to buy a new dress. Another reason to atone.
You're Welcome,
The SJG
Will you atone for me? I may be too busy this year to stop by the synagogue.
Sincerely,
Overbooked
Dear Overbooked,
I'd be happy to atone for you. Send me a list of your worst offenses, and I'll send you a breakdown of costs.
You're Welcome,
The SJG
Rosh Hashanah makes me nervous. Is there a therapist for this?
Sincerely,
Afraid of Dry Brisket
Dear Afraid,
There's a therapist for everything.
You're Welcome,
The SJG
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