Saturday, August 11, 2018

Things We Say While Watching TV

"I wouldn't do well in this prison." 
"This prison or any prison." 

"How do you think I'd do on a deserted island 
with a hunky Scotsman?" 
"You'd manage." 

"Can you see me crawling up the side of a building?"
"I can see you crawling past a building." 

 
"How many of those side effects do you think I'd experience?" 
"With your luck, all of them." 

"Can't we find something nice to watch?" 
"Sure. Turn off the TV." 

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