Laundry Day

New Washing Machine Cycles Under Consideration at Maytag:
1. Obsessive Cycle
2. Shame Cycle
3. Abnormal Cycle
4. Positive Spin Cycle
5. Delicate Psyche Cycle
6.  Low Expectation Cycle
7.  Brainwash Cycle
8.  Heavy Resentment Cycle
9.  High Maintenance Cycle
10. Internal Turmoil Cycle
(8-12)