Let's face it, throughout the year, there are so many important days worth celebrating, it's hard to pick a favorite. Do you go with National Mustard Day? National Lipstick Day? National Split Ends Days? Personally, I like to celebrate them all. But today may be the most special of all. Did you know it's National Meshugganah Day? Well, it is. Would I ever mislead you? Of course not. I've spent the last 61 years trying to get this day recognized, and finally, today's the day. Whether you spell it with two g's and two n's, without or without an h at the end, it doesn't matter. This is the moment to go out there and embrace your inner Mad Hatter. But how, you wonder? How to observe National Meshugganah Day properly? Lucky for you, the SJG is here to offer some options. Start by grabbing a bunch of crazies, the wackier the better, the unbalanced peeps you adore, and make it a day-long party.
Think of all the fun games you can play: Pin The Blame On The Gene Pool. Steal The Xanax. Simon Says You're Adopted. Keppy Toss. Capture The Neurosis. Musical Disorders. Trapped In The Bouncy Castle of Despair. Oh dear God, the list goes on and on.
No how matter you celebrate National Meshugganah Day, make it count. And if you get carried away, don't panic. SJG Bail Bonds is available 24-7.
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