"Yes, I mind. I mind so much."
"We'll be with you shortly."
"We both know that's a big fat -- "
Cue: Recorded message with New Age Musak
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"Dr. Shlabotnik's office. Sorry to keep you waiting. How can I help you?"
"I wanted to ask Dr. Shlabotnik a very important -- "
"Please hold."
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