I wear my Aztec fanny pack
Around my aging waist
I found it on a clothing rack
I found it on a clothing rack
Abandoned in great haste
I love my Aztec fanny pack
It makes me feel so free
Despite the fashion that it lacks
It's beautiful to me
It's beautiful to me
I love my Aztec fanny pack
A treasure trove of schlock
Another fine '80s throwback
Not something you should mock
I wear my Aztec fanny pack
And you should wear one, too
It's right there in your Zodiac
To thine own self be true
It's right there in your Zodiac
To thine own self be true
Carol my darling... I’ve been told that I cannot west a fanny pack any longer. Sob........
ReplyDeleteWhoever told you that is wrong. How dare they?! Sounds like a shaming relative. xo
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