Drum Roll Please

The rumors are true!  The drums belonging to the rapper known as Scott D are reuniting some time today in the vicinity of Sherman Oaks.  The beloved set announced its split only last week, citing "renovation issues" in the upstairs bedroom.  In a few hours, maybe more, the unexpected breakup that shocked the music industry comes to an end.  Due to crowd control concerns, the exact location of the much-anticipated reconciliation will not be disclosed.

According to Billboard, Scott D couldn't be happier to get his bass and snare, hi-hat and tom-toms back together.  For the past seven days, the various parts have been spread all over the house, disrupting the decor.  At one point, the cymbals and the fireplace nearly came to blows.  "I'm definitely stoked," Scott D said.  "I mean, dude, let's make this happen."  With that, he returned to his room, and fell back to sleep.

"Your drums aren't getting back together on their own, ya know," his mother said.  On the other side of the door, the sound of gentle snoring.  Hmm.  Maybe the drum set needs more time apart.  Rim shot!