Some say there are no dumb questions. The SJG begs to differ. There are many dumb questions, so many, it's hard to remember them all. But here are my top ten, in no particular chronological order:
1. Would you like to join Jews for Jesus?
2. What do you do all day?
3. Are you sure you're not having twins?
4. Would you like to take a survey?
5. Did you know you were speeding?
6. How you doin'?
7. What's wrong with you?
8. How short are you?
9. How much did you pay for that?
10. Did you just fart? (* eldest son's contribution)
Just because we have the right to be stupid doesn't mean we should abuse the privilege!
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