Energize your life with four times the internal power! Introducing ZETZ 2.0 for on-the-go self-charging. Convenient for
travelers and business people and anyone running low on caffeine! ZETZ 2.0 will give you such a shock, you'll be super zippy in no time. ZETZ recharges your inner battery and restores that special personal glow. With ZETZ, you'll never need to catch extra Z's. You'll be wide awake 24/7! Perfect for everyone from low-key shleppers to high octane go-getters to Type AAA's. You'll never kvetch about a lack of pep again! Dead mental batteries and expensive cerebral spares
are a thing of the past with ZETZ. All it takes is some minimally-invasive outpatient surgery to install your very own monagrammed power port. So, what are you waiting for? Our well-trained staff of ZETZERS can't wait to assist you. We accept all major credit cards, but, just between us, prefer cash under the table. Call 1-800-ZETZ-MEE. Operators are standing by. Hurry up, already! Supplies are limited.
I write TV movies, plays, and humor blogs. I've got two menschy sons, a wonderful French daughter-in-law, two angel grandkids, a longtime hubby, and a Royal Rescue Pup of Questionable Lineage.
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