SJG: "I threw out the M&M's."
Scotty: "That was selfish."
SJG: "I was afraid I'd eat them."
Scotty: "I wanted to eat them."
SJG: "There are others things to eat."
Sunday Evening:
SJG: "I told Scotty I threw out the M&M's. He said I was selfish."
Billy: "You threw out the M&M's?! How could you do that, Mom?! I would've taken them. I have a candy dispenser in the apartment."
SJG: "Oh, so now you're guilting me, too."
Billy: "The dispenser is empty, Mom. There's nothing in there. Those M&M's would've filled it up."
SJG: "This cake is delicious.
You are not the only one who throws M&Ms out after a party so you don't eat them. I do it too. Luckily my boyfriend is allergic to chocolate, so no one tells me I'm selfish.
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