Sunday, December 30, 2012

My Goals For 2013

1.  Join Ministry of Silly Walks.
2.  Win International Kugel-Off.
3.  Teach the world to dance the SJG Shuffle.
4.  Locate lost accordion.
5.  Trade self in for newer model.
6.  Find cure for chronic interruption.
7.  Train Dusty to scoop his own poop.
8.  Take SJG Big Booty Jeans global.
9.  Act taller.
10. Achieve oneness with my closet.

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