Monday, December 24, 2012

Oh, Really, Tannenbaum?

The Short Jewish Gal of Sherman Oaks attempts to hang a tiny, talitted teddy bear on a tall tree.  The proud Bar Mitzvah  Bear isn't thrilled with the goyisha surroundings. "Get me down from here!" says the bear.  "Put me by the Torah, where I belong."  "I'm sorry, little bear, but this house doesn't have a Torah. I did notice a nice menorah over there on the hall table."  "Fine," says the bear. "It'll do.  But could ya hurry up?  This hook's pinching my yarmulke."   

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