The Short Jewish Gal of Sherman Oaks attempts to hang a tiny, talitted teddy bear on a tall tree. The proud Bar Mitzvah Bear isn't thrilled with the goyisha surroundings. "Get me down from here!" says the bear. "Put me by the Torah, where I belong." "I'm sorry, little bear, but this house doesn't have a Torah. I did notice a nice menorah over there on the hall table." "Fine," says the bear. "It'll do. But could ya hurry up? This hook's pinching my yarmulke."
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