Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Oy Vey, Miley

Dear SJG,
I did everything you told me to do. I wore the cute outfit. I twerked my tush. I stuck out my tongue. I totally worked it, dude. It was hot. But now, I'm getting, like, nothing but sh*t for my performance.  I'm getting, like, shunned or something. This is the last time I take your crappy ass advice, byotch.
Eff you,
Miley xoxo

Dear Miley,
I told you to dance the hora, not dance like a 'ho.
You're welcome,
The SJG

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