Me: "Okay."
High School Boyfriend: "I'm not going anywhere."
Scotty: "I don't want to see another stupid, sappy love story."
Billy: "You @#$%'n slacker."
Me: "So, it'll just be the two of us."
College Boyfriend: "A nice mother-daughter day."
Billy: "Daughter?"
First Husband: "I mean son."
Me: "I'll order the tickets on line. Where should we sit, Scotty?"
Billy: "First, Dad calls me a girl and now you call me Scotty."
Carol: "Sorry. We're old."
Billy: "I know. You just clicked senior citizen."
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