Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Potent Quotables

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically,
 according to your height."
 - Casey Stengel

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, 
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." 
- George Carlin

"Don't cry over a burnt bagel. 
It wouldn't cry over you."
- The SJG

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